"Reincarnation must be real, because its not possible to get that stupid in one lifetime."

"One of the serious problems in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine"-Russian Document
"The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis"-German Field General
"If we don't know what were doing, then the enemy certainly can't anticipate our future actions!"-American Soldier