Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Michael and Darcy's lives were filled with individual journeys, with both experiencing the highs and lows of love and heartbreak. Little did they know that their paths would intertwine, leading to a remarkable connection that would change their lives forever. From the moment they met, there was an undeniable spark, a magnetic pull drawing them closer together. As they spent more time together, their shared laughter, deep conversations, and genuine understanding nurtured a profound bond. With each passing day, they discovered the joy of vulnerability, trust, and unwavering support in one another. Through their shared experiences and mutual growth, Michael and Darcy found solace in each other's arms, creating a love story that was both passionate and enduring. Their journey reminded them that true love blossoms when two souls find solace in their shared imperfections, and in each other, they had discovered a love that would stand the test of time.

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

-rep not as promiscuous as they claim to be

This man used to leave me copy pasta's on my profile but has since stopped? Why would you lead me on like that only to just disappear from my life entirely!?!? DO NOT talk to this timesink, they are not worth it and will just leave you after promising sexual favours.