Recent reviews by DanOSG

sick bruv

I honestly never really liked this game anyway, the monetization is just as bad as any other GAAS BS but this PSN requirement months after launch is beyond a joke, overrated game with repetetive gameplay regardless of anything else, I want a game not a grind.

The game is fun but the monetization is stupid, game itself is a soldid 8-9/10 so far and I haven't played much at all, if the monetization gets in the way of it being fun I'll update this review accordingly.

My right arm hurts but I earned every achievement, horrible game 0/10

Just play it. do of the bear man

I want Saryn to step on me and crush my head with her thighs, dear god the cake she's packing makes me cry, I don't want to live in a world where Saryn doesn't sit on my face every day and makes me beg for more.

saw a dog

Hayatatatacha!

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher

Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block

Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rock
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn

Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now

Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch

Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?

Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch

Hatatatacha! That’s it for today.
Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.

Bought porn for a child 10/10

molopy?