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Very interested in The Great Whale Road foil trading cards, feel free to make me an offer.


Srsly, I'm just a dude who likes vidya.
Don't you just love anti-humour and meta-irony?

Jeffrey Epstein was killed after failing to launder 5 million USD after a deal went south (pole), the Antarctican warlord, Pingu, then executed him using only his bare hands with a tremendous cry of, "Noot Noot".


Music to recommend:
Note: I separate music from politics, don't think that because I enjoy an artist's music that I automatically agree with something they have said, thought, or done; I probably don't.

Hippie hop:
MF DOOM (Mmm...Food is the best album)
Del the Funky Homosapien (he taught me basic hygene while I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on an emulated N64 in 2007)
Mos Def (best name.)
Tyler the Creator (He actually created rap, hence the name. No arguments)
Slick Rick (I stg I tried to catch him once but the muhfugga was covered in oil from head to toe, he slipped right past me. He was too slick.)
Ice T (coincidentally, also my favorite drink)
KRS One (not to be confused with his depressed cousin, ♥♥♥ One)

Black Metal /general/:
Bathory - Blood, Fire, Death (A fine day to die, raw as ♥♥♥♥)
Kreator - Pleasure to Kill (Almost Prog Death Metal Drumming Over Thrashy-as-hell Black Metal Riffs and vocals)
Burzum - Filosofem (I'm not a genre tourist, I swear)
Peste Noir (Really!)
Satyricon (please! you have to belive me!)
Igorrr (ok maybe I am)
Grand Belial's Key (for all those anti-Zionists out there (or anti-semites, if you're into that. I guess. (Not saying I hate Jews. (What? Why are you guys calling me a nazi?)))))
Immortal (*Epic Semi-Clean guitar Part*)
Bathory (both the bm and the vm)
Bathory (So good it's here Thrice)
Emporer (This music makes me go Ihsan)
Mgla (pronounced "muh-gwa"... I think)

Trve Norwegian Black Metal:
Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss (THE Originator)
Gehenna - First Spell/Black Seared Heart (Split EP, they complement each other really well, I find)
Satyricon - Dark Medieval Times (They managed to made flutes metal, very kvlt)
Ulver - Bergtatt (semi-ambient Black Metal with some kinda folk lyrics, kvlt)
Mayhem - De Mysterlis Dom Sathanas (Raw album, possibly the most kvlt one of all time)
Immortal - At the Heart of Winter (Not all that kvlt, or trve, but still kicks ass)
Dissection - The storm of the Light's Bane (Play this immediately after finishing At the Heart of Winter, a bit more trve)

Death Metal:
Death (Play it so loud I lose my hearing)
Bolt Thrower (Deus Vult, Infidel)
Cattle decapitation (vegetarianism suddenly got more interesting)
Amon Amarth (need muh melodic dm)

Doom Metal:
Candlemass (Where is the morning? Where is the sun?)
Sleep (In an hour long t r a n c e)
Electric Wizard (*Filthily Distorted Guitar Sounds*)
Trees of Ypres (Golden)