Your mother and I have heartbreaking news my boy. But sadly.... You are adopted. I tried to talk her out of it, but she wouldn't listen. I wanted to leave you with your druggie parents, but my wife was truly too kind. You should treat your father with more respect. Also... We need to talk about your Bestiality habits. I know you like recieving pawjobs, but keep that in your fantasy son, having sex with animals is creepy, not even Epstein or Diddy would do that.