Please put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone)who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, also breath fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status beacause they have already been eaten by pandas. 28% are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming pandocalypse, and the remaining 1% will be awesome and re-post this