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Recent reviews by Suck Swong

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11.7 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I created an abomination named Grug that uses a Mech with missin' textures to throw rocks at people very hard very often

kino/10
Posted March 8, 2025.
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50.0 hrs on record
*MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

The GILF Villain turned out to be french
1/10
Posted March 6, 2025.
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49.4 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Power fist tickles my dopamine g-spot.
FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!
INTO THE FIRE, UNTO THE ANVIL!!
Posted September 8, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have now become codependent with this game. Whenever I require a dose of dopamine I'm gonna boot this up
Posted April 12, 2022.
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29.5 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
Great story but the gameplay was slow and monotonous. So basically give it the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kiwami treatment that it deserves.
Posted March 11, 2022.
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427.4 hrs on record (333.4 hrs at review time)
I played for 333.3 hours I can proudly state that 111.1 hours of those hours I spent fishing
Posted November 25, 2021.
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146.6 hrs on record (138.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game spammed false report for several months and still haven't got banned buy de blob instead of this ♥♥♥♥ cube
Posted April 4, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
173.2 hrs on record (60.8 hrs at review time)
Best game ever made, nuff said. ♥♥♥♥ off and play it
Posted March 18, 2021.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Visual Representation of what LSD feels like.
Speaking of visuals
OW MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EYES


the game still slaps tho
Posted November 25, 2020.
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31.0 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Max Payne? "More like help max is addicted to booze and pain killers and is probably going to die later on" Payne
Posted June 30, 2019.
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