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Recent reviews by [CZ] Colonel Clanny

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0.2 hrs on record
You rarely... like... impossibly rarely encounter a simple game that actually has something to it that is also cheap...

It's 2026... the games we will be seeing within the future will be beyond garbage... but since a LONG time, I found a game, that does not fall within this category.
Posted January 2.
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50.1 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's well done, yet, missing alot of things as the gameplay can easily get repetitive.
Posted November 25, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
18.2 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'll keep this review short, as of (NOW) I cannot recommend this game further.

- Quests: I'll be honest, after 5-10 minutes I couldn't feel anything of the ,,lore" or the ,,main questline" other than; ,,I don't really give a ♥♥♥♥?", the so called main quest is just boring.

- Models: The car models are well done, liked them alot!

- Textures: The textures within the landscape and the car models are as well amazingly done, I was very much surprised.

- Map: Big! I like the current size of the map, gives the player a more open-world experience

- Driver's AI: Utter garbage from the most bottom line, don't know how to write it differently.

- NPC's: They are just plain braindead, they don't move, they don't look around, nothing... dead.

- Functions: The lockpicking & hotwiring function is a luck-based minigame, in my opinion it should be changed as after a while dealing with cars, someone would know how to hotwire a specific type after having dozens of them in the backyard

Overall: I'd give it as of now a 3/10.
Posted July 28, 2025.
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3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I mean, alot of effort has been put into the development of the game, but I myself am more of a bloke that tends to say ,,If there is something already that people are used to, things shouldn't be changed too much".

And I specifically point towards the source engine with my saying, people know it, many love it, some hate it, but it doesn't really ,,feel" like Source Engine if ya'll know where I'm coming from? It is Source, but it doesn't feel that way.

Primarily you walk through corridors, killing the occasional enemy and proceed, sometimes get lost for a few seconds until you re-route and find the right way.

It's good for the ones that love a modified version of the Source Engine, but it ain't my type o' plate.
Posted July 24, 2025.
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33 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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3.9 hrs on record
Try & Censor this review.

Morons.
Posted July 8, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
It feels good to have gained the ,,policehunter" archievement not even 15 minutes in.
Posted June 19, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
100.1 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is no Jesse, so it's okay.
Posted April 14, 2025.
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3.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
We Create Stuff... we meet again... and it's been a long time since I have heard this name!

You guys are simply an awesome bunch of folks, creating free mods for the community to enjoy, I can simply recommend this game based off my previous experiences with WCS, they have never let one down! :)
Posted November 18, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
It's okay.
Posted November 13, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
216.1 hrs on record (215.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My staff keeps quitting and the regulation offices are giving me daily warnings about the road blocks out of cardboard boxes.

Not bad to be a retailer merchant after all
Posted July 17, 2024. Last edited November 27, 2024.
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