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Love how they made everything ♥♥♥♥ brown and unpleasant to look at. They completely stripped the fantasy palette for generic unreal slop that stutters constantly.

Even if you lower the graphics to the bare minimum it looks worse than the original oblivion and still runs like ♥♥♥♥. This game has not aged well either, I got bored in a few hours.

You can really tell the state of the gaming industry when a tycoon slop game is outselling and retaining more active players than triple A games currently.

Granted this one isn't full of assets and has charm but expect a lot of periods where you're kinda just doing nothing.

I became a cop and stalked my fellow co-worker as he tried to grab something to drink. Without hesitation, I gunned him down in front of multiple witnesses and bolted. Chaos erupted as I fled, managing to shake off my pursuers by slipping into the metalworking factory. Meanwhile, the Cortex scrambled over the radio, desperately trying to piece together what had just happened.

From there, I pressed on into the mines, where I stumbled upon a lone citizen hard at work. I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "If anyone asks, you didn't see anyone." Then, I grabbed my radio and started taunting the Cortex, goading them into finding me while trash-talking the entire time.

I found the perfect hiding spot a ledge nestled in the rubble giving me a clear vantage point of where they would approach. Feeling confident, I waited. Minutes passed. The Cortex had no clue where I was. I had them completely lost. until suddenly, their radio chatter changed. They knew my location.

The miner had snitched.

The tables turned instantly. Now, the Cortex were the ones getting cocky, closing in fast. My only option was to hunker down and prepare for the inevitable onslaught.

Seconds later, a lone Cortex officer arrived ahead of the others. We locked eyes, and an intense standoff began. Gunfire erupted, bullets ricocheting off the rubble behind me. I managed to wound him, forcing him to pull back and call for reinforcements. But I wasn’t unscathed my wounds were getting worse. The blood loss started taking its toll.

I fought as long as I could, but in the end, my body gave out. The last thing I heard was that he got me.

10/10 Would kill my co-workers and have an epic standoff again.

Kinda coal, if you've played lethal company you've essentially played all of these type of games. I'm not saying it's bad but doesn't do enough differently.

retarded good

Extremely slow updates, I can just tell this game isn't getting to 1.0 in the time they announced. So far we've had minor balance patches or straight up nerfs. I mean GGG seems more inclined to show off bosses fighting each-other and a measly TWO new uniques WOW! We're literally 4 months in with practically nothing and 0.2.0 looks to be a nothing-burger too.

The game is just boring, there's like 3 insanely OP builds currently that turn the game into creative mode, anything else is just not fun to play in comparison. I really don't know why they didn't just delay this game for a year to cook with POE 1 they've essentially alienated both player-bases trying to manage both games and failing horribly.

-Trials are by far the most boring mechanic I've ever witnessed in an ARPG, literal slogs to get through, not due to difficulty but due to how much they slow the pacing of the game.

-Half of the stats on gear are borderline useless like armor for example the reduction in damage taken is terrible.

-Crafting is non existent everything is just gambling and hoping you get good rolls unless you're giga rich and can afford omens which have been inflated to hell due to the economy.

-Towers shouldn't exist, the fact they're turning them into normal maps despite the community's dismay is hilarious.

-The economy is absolutely nuked making it insanely hard if you're starting off to acquire your build, I wouldn't be surprised if half of the player-base secretly buys divines (RMT) online, as of writing this 1 divine is 700 exalted orbs which is ridiculous.

-98% of the uniques are straight unusable garbage removing all excitement from obtaining them, the few uniques that are worth getting are extremely hard to obtain with very low drop rates compared to others.

Most boring game I ever played, I did however violently jerk it when the sex scenes happened busted 10 fat hot loads over the keyboard, but aside from that wow this game sucks.

The gameplay makes skyrim look fun the story is so boring i dont want to play the blacksmith's gay son he is such a cry baby all game i'd rather play as a 6'4 aryan warlord not some british dude. Major L.

1000s of random features that make the game incredibly confusing. Dungeons are horribly unbalanced you'll be able to kill everything but there will be one enemy out of nowhere that can't die and will just one shot you.

Stamina is awful you'll have to sleep and eat constantly not being able to achieve anything. Food is annoying to come by and you just have to get lucky with the drop chance on animals and certain enemies.

The base system sucks after like 10 days there's just a huge pile up of trash bags everywhere for no reason which you can't sell so you have to make a separate storage box just to store them in it never ends.

The tutorial is boring and you have to do it every single time to progress, so if you want to try a new class there's just so much wasted time.

The translation is bad too, lots of item descriptions are laughable there's so much stuff that I genuinely have no idea what it does until I use it. The UI sucks too it's such a mess you have to spend ages tweaking it in the settings.

Not worth buying now but it's early access so lets see.

Pretty good selection of maps for the price.

DORMS - The worst of the bunch, just feels extremely boring just two floors both of them being the exact same layout. There is a lot of crawlways and gaps for suspects to sneak through though which is interesting if the AI utilized it more. Kinda feels like they just re-used alot of assets from twisted nerve.

NARCOS - Much more interesting map as you're going through multiple smaller houses which leads to some fun hectic shoot-outs, Not really much to say about this level but it looks really good and it's easy to navigate. In my opinion it's the only dlc map that really allows you to utilize all of your kit since it's very varied in locations around the level.

REDWOOD - Huge ass mansion, fortunately again it's easy to navigate and the outdoor area looks incredible the use of lighting through-out this map is a nice touch too. I do however think it's pretty simple, there's no gimmicks here just standard room clearing with the additional objective to find the owners in the panic rooms which is just a button press.

remake 2 please