-Rep After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO moments and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my rear. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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If you are a beautiful cute femboy kitten, someone will put this in your comments.
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-rep killed and ate my dog outside my house at 2:24 on May 5th, 2017

Hеy man, I have playеd CS against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. We are willing to pay weekly. We are planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)
If you are interested - Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://steamcommunity.com/id/lonartcs