Captain Sarcasm
New York, United States
 
 
A girl came up to me and said, "What brings you here?"

I said, "My feet."
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corn Aug 11, 2017 @ 9:37am 
Dunno if you remember me but we used to rancho relaxo on mario kart servers. Name was Merc. Back then told me you would become a rocket jumper and teacher. Your name was Mentlegen back then. Anyways, have fun with your life!
Miss Information Dec 25, 2016 @ 11:35am 
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Captain Sarcasm Aug 16, 2016 @ 11:17am 
You gotta be joking.
Joseph Stalin Aug 15, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
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Joseph Stalin Aug 15, 2016 @ 5:13pm 
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