Captain Maim
Arizona, United States
I'm the wizard of wire that runs Sandbox Servers.

With a wave of my magic E2 chip I can do things mere mortals only dream of. Or at least they only started to dream of it afterwards. :D

I've constructed over 236 different contraptions as of last count and many more that have yet to be numbered.

I've built dozens of imaginative weapon systems. Many of which are extremely accurate.

I have made so many kinds of vehicles they must be grouped into large catagories such as "flying" or "teleporting", etc.

And yet I'm still not out of ideas for stuff to build!!! The possibilities are endless!

I need only see a problem and before long I will have it's solution.

2018 I've now been Captain Maim for 25 years! CAN YOU IMAGINE???
Currently Offline
Captain Maim Sep 5, 2017 @ 11:17pm 
Yeah I didn't get all the things I actually needed out before my stuff got packed up and put into a shipping container on my driveway. We've been here far longer than anyone would have expected. But it's all good... :D Free electricity, free AC, free water, free pool time, there's a gym if I ever feel like going to it... I'm on a first name basis with everyone who works at the hotel practically. A few people I still don't know but they tend to know me anyway.
Captain Toenail Sep 4, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
Sorry to hear that
Hope everything turns out okay
Captain Maim Sep 4, 2017 @ 12:36pm 
I'm living in a hotel, my house got flooded (washing machine hose burst) in May, I hope to go home this month. But we'll see...
XP♥Remilia•Scarlet Aug 24, 2017 @ 5:37am 
long time no see how are u ?:bbtcat:
Captain Toenail Nov 4, 2015 @ 8:19pm 
right, I'm definitely at the point, means even the humble bundles I buy from now on better be pretty darn special
Captain Maim Nov 4, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I hit that moment a long time ago... I had so many arch type games that I felt satiated... So I'd only buy if the game was special.