Bytewave // Eliot   Dallas, Texas, United States
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$ whoami
$ cat times.txt
Last updated on: 2016-12-07T18:23:54-06:00
Latest friends list purge: 2017-02-19T20:00:00-06:00

$ cat important.txt
I have 10 Keybase [] invites if anyone on my friends list wants to get into amateur crypto. I'll try and help whoever receives an invite of mine learn the ropes of PGP and Keybase.
Invites are first-come-first-serve, so message me if you want one!
An easy intro to PGP and asymmetric/public-key cryptography []

$ cat hello-world.txt
Hey there!
I'm Bytewave (not to be confused with /u/Bytewave). I'm a hobbyist programmer as well as a high school engineering student. I like technology and just about anything made of die-cut silicon and precious metals; since I was six months old, computers have been my life. I currently have no big-time side projects, unfortunately, but that can be attributed to me not having the time for anything big (mostly due to school and school work taking up most of my day :p).
Anyway, that's all for now. But check back later---this may get updated!

$ finger bw81 # shh, don't ask about the name of this command
Username : bw81
Name : Bytewave
Date of Birth : 1999-11-21T06:30-06:00
Homepage :
OS : Arch Linux + Windows 10
Shell : /bin/zsh
SteamID : STEAM_0:1:44419830
SteamID64 : 76561198049105389
SteamID3 : [U:1:88839661]

$ cat ~/contact-me.txt
See my homepage []!

$ cat ~/pc-build.txt
Currently improving [].
CPU: AMD FX-8350 (8 core @ 4.0 GHz)
CPU Cooler: Stock AMD Wraith cooler
Motherboard: MSI 970 GAMING ATX AM3+
Memory: 3 generic 4GB DDR3 sticks
- Kingston HyperX Fury 240GB SSD
- Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB
GPU: MSI Radeon RX 480 8GB
Case: NZXT H440 Black + Red
PSU: EVGA SuperNOVA NEX 750W 80+ Bronze Semi-Modular ATX
Monitor: Some generic HP PoS
Keybaord: Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Chroma
Mouse: Razer Mamba TE
Headset: Razer Kraken 7.1 Chroma

$ tail -n +1 ~/quotes/*
==> /home/bw81/quotes/unix-is-sexy.txt <==
$ who | grep -i sexy | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
==> /home/bw81/quotes/me_irl.txt <==
$ man trust
No manual entry for trust
See 'man 7 undocumented' for help when manual pages are not available.
$ man 7 undocumented
No manual entry for undocumented in section 7
==> /home/bw81/quotes/love.txt <==
$ whatis love
love: nothing appropriate.
==> /home/bw81/quotes/arch-developer.txt <==

Half-gods working to improve Arch for no financial gain. Developers are outranked only by our gods, Judd Vinet and Aaron Griffin, who in turn are outranked by tacos.
==> /home/bw81/quotes/nosleep.txt <==
Bytewave: you still trying to sleep or?
Adam: eh not really
Bytewave: oh good
Bytewave: then you can play cs
Bytewave: :^)
==> /home/bw81/quotes/barrel-roll.txt <==
(in a debate about what a barrel roll really is)
"Barrel roll - a maneuver done by an aircraft." - Adam
==> /home/bw81/quotes/hammer.txt <==
LordNature: The Hammer Engine . Totally not buggy at all!
==> /home/bw81/quotes/dead-bodies.txt <==
GoldenKnight: hey hey byte
GoldenKnight: whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies
Byte: you can't fuck a lambo?
==> /home/bw81/quotes/got-a-gay.txt <==
Fizzy: oh no
Byte: oh no?
Fizzy: In my town, there is a law against obscene material and actions
Fizzy: that include electronic communication and verbal desciption and narrative account
Byte: rip
Byte: no erp for you
Fizzy: and one of the definitions of sexual conduct is homosexuality
Byte: D:
Fizzy: I could get fined for saying something along the lines of "I like kissing boys"
Byte: *cops kick in your door*

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