*A NABNAB ANTI-AIRCRAFT HITS THE JUMBO-JETS ENGINE CAUSING THE VEHICLE TO SPIRAL INTO A CLOUD OF GREEN SMOKE. QUICKLY, I KICK THE DOOR OFF OF ITS JUMBO HINGES AND JUMP OUT JUMBO CRUISE STYLE. AS IM FALLING I CRACK TWO CANS OF JUMBO JUICE TOGETHER AND CHUG THEM, CAUSING THE MINI-JOSH WORMS IN MY BRAIN TO WRITHE IN ECSTASY AT THE CAFFEINATED JUMBO BEVERAGES. MY PATENTED JUMBO JOSH UMBRELLA FAILS TO DEPLOY IN TIME AND SO I CRASH INTO THE BEACHES OF NABNABIA IN A JUMBO JOSH SHAPED POSE*
MAYDAY MAYDAY LIEUTENANT JUMBO_JOSHES_G4YL0V3R IS STRANDED BEHIND ENEMY NABNABIA LINES REQUESTING JUMBO REINFORCEMENTS. *I TURN MY HEAD 181 DEGREES AT THE JUMBO CAMERA AND GRIN WITH MY GREEN PULPED TEETH* OH HEY, DIDNT SEE YOU THERE JUMBRUTHER. I JUST FINISHED BANBAN 7 AND LET ME TELL YOU IF THIS GAME WAS A BANBAN CHARACTER, HIS NAME WOULD BE PUNY PERCY BECAUSE THIS GAME REEKS. ANOTHER TRAVESTY FUMBLED BY THE DEPLORABLE BROTHERS ONCE AGAIN CREATED A WAR CRIME AGAINST GAMER AND JUMBO KIND. AND SO WEVE DECLARED WAR ON THE DEPLORABLE BROTHERS. *PUTS ON JUMBO JOSH GASMASK AND CHARGES THE ENEMIES WITH MY JUMBO BAYONET* FOR JUMBO AND JOSH JUMBROTHERS!!!!!!! *UNLOADS A SHELL INTO A HITLER THEMED NABNAB* JUMBO JOSH ONLY MADE ONE APPEARANCE IN THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YA' IT WAS AWESOME-SAUCE OR SHOULD I SAY JUMBO SAUCE!!! THESE DAMN COLONIZERS TOOK ZUMBO SAUCE FOR THEMSELVES AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR IT BACK. HEY DEPLORABLE BROTHERS, *TURNS AROUND AND MOONS YOU LIKE JUMBO SIMPSON* NICE COPY AND PASTE BABY SEQUENCE FROM RE8, REAL ORIGINAL BUT GOOD JOB KILLING OFF THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING BITTERGIGGLE HE STUNK I DID A HEEL CLICK AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. *CALLS IN AIRSTRIKE ON THE DEPLORABLE BROTHER TOWERS. JUMBO JOSH COMES IN RIDING A NUKE SWINGING A JUMBO HAT AND KILLS 5 JUMBILLION "INNOCENT" DEPLORABLIANS.* OORAH! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE JUMBO EMPIRE. AND WHAT WAS WITH THOSE FOREIGN ALIENS WHOM SPOKE NO REAL LANGUAGES??? OH YEAH AND PLEAAAAASE ADD MORE DEPLORABLE DRONE MECHANICS TO YOUR NEXT GAME DEPLORABLE BROTHERS. OR ELSE. *CRACKS OPEN MY JUMBO MEDICAL POUCH AND INJECTS MYSELF WITH JUMBO SERUM AND CHASES IT WITH IRRADIATED JUMBO JUICE. THE COMBINED CHEMICAL REACTION CAUSES MY GREEN JUMBO BRAIN TO ERODE AND I FROTH GREEN AT THE MOUTH BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE BEACHES OF NABHUDIN. ANOTHER LOST SOUL, ANOTHER CASUALTY OF WAR, ANOTHER WHOM DIED FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE BECAUSE OF HIS JUMBO HEART, HE WILL LIVE ON IN THE JUMBO HALL OF VETERANS. MY DESECRATED CORPSE IS SENT HOME AND GIVEN A JUMBO MILITARY FUNERAL AND MY WIFE RECEIVES A JUMBO HEART IN MY HONOR. SHE LOOKS LONGINGLY IN THE DISTANCE AT THE JUMBO GREEN SEA, SHEDDING A SINGLE JUMBO TEAR* AT EASE SOLDIER.... AT EASE: JUMBRUTHERS