"If you think that by killing men you can prevent someone from censuring your evil lives, you are mistaken; that is not a way of escape which is either possible or honorable; the easiest and the noblest way is not to be disabling others, but to be improving yourselves. This is the prophecy which I utter before my departure to the judges who have condemned me."
-Socrates, in Plato's Apology,

"...false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. Be of good cheer then, . . . and say that you are burying my body only, and do with that whatever is usual, and what you think best"
-Socrates, in Plato's Phaedo

Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.

- Plato

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

-Norm MacDonald

It's Not A Great Wall, It's An Alright Wall; It's The Alright Wall Of China
-Karl Pilkington

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

-Karl Pilkington