Recent reviews by Balaam

Game is fun, not having any performance issues, thumbs up from me.

the best game ever, roll up a fat Katamari and spark it up, deal with a nonsensical entity. you either know its greatness or you're missing out.

Game is fun, puzzles were too simple though, seemed like i knew what needed to be done each time and blazed through the game, realistically about 1.5 hrs to finish, left the game running in the background is only reason it says more. I enjoyed it, if its on sale and you like puzzle games, might as well give it a try. Could realistically finish the game in time to refund it.

Alright game but the one song makes you want to die. Seriously, the one song is cancer, otherwise decent game. The song is called midday shopping and honestly, holy ♥♥♥♥, never listen to it, to this day still haunts me.

Probably the least amount of effort into a game ever. Easily one of the worst and most painful games I've played. Basically just kill for money. That is the game, Drive across the map, kill someone, take their money, drive all the way back. I was actually surprised to see mixed reviews for this game, I expected overwhelmingly negative. Zero effort into the gameplay, story is borderline interesting, if only there was more to the game than simply driving around killing people and taking their money. The police are absolute idiots, unlike previous entries in the series, don't expect them to ever care about what you're doing, speed past them, run all the lights and stop signs you want. This game has zero depth, honestly struggling to finish it because the whole thing is just a repeated grind fest of the exact same ♥♥♥♥ over and over. Horrible game, brings shame to the series.

nothing like naked guys bashing trees with rocks