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We are what we pretend to be.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3:

Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to
go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with
him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
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Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld
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You will get what you deserve.
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Griffin's Thought:
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
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A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He was going to make a
long-distance caw.
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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