Recent reviews by Assault Corgi

Warning this is not playable. I cant even enter the ambulance for the first tutorial mission. Game freezes automatically. I have a 1400.00 set up and a high end motherboard with over 64gb of ram. Even at low quality the game freezes and I cant even press F to get into the borken ambulance. Highly disappointed and sad as I really had high hopes for this game.

Game has sincerely dropped in quality and content since 2020. Honestly they only listen to their E-sport teams and couldnt seriously give a flying F about the actual player base. Im sad to say this after over 6k hours into this game. Ive played on PS4, XBOX and PC. I can safely say this game is DOA and should just die off already well it already practically has. Hackers in every ranked game and non ranked as well. Ubi could care less and probably actually sells its cheats to them in all honesty. The halloween events used to be amazing with haunted house map and now they just stick with the bs old terrible china map with the same skins and same hated gameplay by everyone even though the entire community wants new events they recycle old events and say its new. Sad OG player here (dont think I am? Thermite grenades was meta on OG herford base. I remember frost had C4 too when she was the first DLC drop and buck.

I doubt I will pick up this game again.

Dont get me started about the TK toxicity. H.O.L.Y F***.

Starting off it was cool to design your own name. But after a second you realize its just textures and lighting... Inside is very bland and without any real customizations. The customers do not sit at any tables and there is not really a bar where they can drink. They come up like a cash register holding their hands up like they are gonna arm wrestle.

I bought beers I think would be beginner and stocked up then continued on. The first customer didnt even order a beer I had and I refused them. They asked for a similar drink? Like I am supposed to know on a imaginary beer thats not even a known beer in the real world.

The lack of progress and lack of options to serve beer at a table is another one. Also you cant clean glasses they just drop them randomly throughout the play area.

This game was a money grab and an obvious one at that. Supermarket simulator was far better. I hope the devs read this and design it better.

This game is by far my favorite. Want to be the cleaner for a crime boss? Wanna ensure they wont get caught and get all the tools to do so? This game is for you. Awesome mentions in the game with massive easter eggs and references just gotta look.

This game is viceral clean up but better. This game is a must have in your gaming arsenal. I have no complaints. I just wish that one day they will have a random map generator for ENDLESS PLAY!!!!! (doesnt need it but one can dream!)

Honestly.... This is absolutely fun. No i do not support drug usage or habits. Awesome growing game and love the asthetics. Graphics are meh but seriously this was a surprise on how fun this actually was and addicting. played for like 4 hours straight and did'nt even blink.

Well. I aint gonna lie. This game feels like it was built for 5 year olds and managed by Celebrities who wanted a video game made after them. This game is literally a point click and shoot repeat. The UI mechanics for doing a heist is not only buggy but you can only command 1 person at a time until they are full of ques and then it goes to the next you cant manage all 4 at the same time. Which you don't really need to. I know that Payday 3 was bad and they wanted to make a better. They tried. Graphics is better but that's it.

Game feels very corny and just not my cup of tea. Feels very like look at me im a celebrity and im in the game so you should buy it style.

So here is the deal. Love Team17 they try really hard and its always hit or miss. The game was interesting to say the least. However, I bounce back and forth wondering if this is a horror game or a simulator like I wanted. I would really prefer to just have a random generated body with random generated causes of death. It really is not that hard to implement and do. I get the whole story mode. But there should be a free mode where you just work as a coroner. That is what we really wanted in this game. Less story more sim. Grinding doin the blood to just drone and do mundane tasks to help itch our brains and relax is all we gamers wanted out of this game. We did not get that. I love the attempt Woodland Games. But I really want a random number generated out of at least 100 causes of death and AI generated stories. Would be great. I rate this down with love in mind and a hope the developers take this criticism as kindness and not cynicism.

Amazing graphics and smooth gameplay and UPON LAUNCH!!!! They actually put thought and testing behind this game before launching the port. I have 6 hours in and not 1 bug or glitch. I believe this is practically unheard of if not unbelievable. 10/10. If you were on the fence about buying due to the issues Sony has upon ports well rest assured I am here to say I have not seen 1 issue in 6 hours of gameplay. Amazing graphics smooth and flawless frames. Best game I bought and played all year so far. I cannot believe I am saying this... Bravo Sony Bravo.

Yup I will be waiting for this to drop. AWESOME and fun! 10/10!!!!!! Visceral Clean up be prepared you have met your match!!!!!

Ever wanted to be a cleaner? Heres your chance, got an emergency for ya. Several bodies and evidence left at the scene. I need you to clean it up.

Bring the bucket. youll need it!!!!!


Best game ive played in a LONG while.

The hate is absolute trolling. Does the game have some minor bugs. Of course but the dev team is absolutely killing them with advanced RAID! This game is the absolute replayability of Tarkov everyone wanted without a steep price. This game can be casual to advanced techniques and hardcore PVP. to hardcore PVE. This game has now paved the way all looter shooters need to be. The standard you ask? Grayzone standard. This is a must buy in your gaming arsenal!