No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Hi, this account has been hacked! You probably do not heard about me and you may be definitely wanting to know why youre receiving this is right? I am ahacker who exploitedyour Accountand systemnot so long ago. Never attempt to contact me or look for me. I've set up malware to the adult videos (porno) website and guess that you spent time on to enjoy it (you understand what I want to say).
And what did I do? i got ur personal contacts and I got a dual-screen video recording. The 1st part shows the clip that you were observing (you have got a very good taste, huh...), the second part displays the tape from your camera. Clearly, I believe, 500 USD is basically a inexpensive amount of money for this small riddle. You'll make your payment by bitcoins (bitcoin address:
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If I fail to get bitcoins, I will undoubtedly send your video files to each of your contacts, including relatives, colleagues, and many more?

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great skyrim sessions and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c.ock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

really need someone to F me and love me... I'm a nice guy and would be a good boyfriend and take care of you, definitely need BJs all day tho and also want you on my face haha like 24/7 as a matter of fact. Edging myself for hours and hours is getting lonely. I'd pay for it but I'm broke.. Anyway hope someone is reading this, peace!

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥s likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

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