gf is prego

we like to doodley-do anyways

one noodly-night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodly-noodle in her when i noodly-notice weird diddly chunks coming out, so i turn on the lights

diddly it's riddly-red everywhere and she's obviously noodly-not on heroo period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's noodly-not answering

okilly dokilly

i riddly-rush her into my car and speedily-doodily all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywherino

by the time we get there, she's noodly-not bleeding mucharoo anymorinoe, but all the colorino has diddily ding dong drained and she looks colorinoless and almost transparent

oh diddly, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

stormorino into to the emergency room, caring heroo to the noodly-nearest diddily ding dong doctorino and explain everything

he takesies one looksies at her and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's noodly-nothing we can diddily ding dong do"

"why the diddly noodly-not???"

"we diddily ding dong don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"!