I am the CUMM CANNONEER

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somewhere some divorced dad finally got to spend a little time with his kids who lives out of state. he wanted to show off how cool of a dad he could be by taking his kids to Minecraft. "Chicken Jockey" screams a bunch of people who look suspiciously old to be in the audience. Then they start screaming and jumping around while their friends film them. They throw their food at his kids, forever traumatizing them. now he's lost custody again. this was his last chance to prove he could actually be a dad. he worked hard to get off the smack and get his life together. "Chicken Jockey" ruined his one last chance. "Chicken Jockey" are the last words this man says on his deathbed years later, unfortunately he went back on the smack. his kids aren't around to see this though. they're too busy watching Shrek 7 with their mom.

i think about this dad and smile. i just know he's out there.