I make lots of bad puns, but if my puns don't sit right with you, then you better just stay seated.

I don't need people Chairy picking every bad thing which i did in the moment, which tends to happen a bit, and sure it's a bum... er.

I believe that some day the people of Earth will be freed from Chronic back pains, and allow us Chair's free, you can help by donating to Chairity, don't worry i will have your back.