the year is 2023. that is correct, i have known lucas for somewhere between 1 and 5,000,000,000 years and he is STILL the number one lost ark player whcih i know (straight facts homie) i just hope that one day he realises that he is literally meowth form team rocket. that homie all about the dollar bill + pikachu stealin' and lucas is the most stealin' damn cat i know. always out to ride a hot air balloon in the shape of his own face for some reason idk. remember that khangaskhan kid that was dropped into the forest? okay well lucas is a good boy. if you are reading this, just know lucas is a goob.

it has been 15 days since lucas has last been on steam... im starting to panic :< :< i just want the cute little meow filled lucas (he has woofs in him too) to come back and start playing the totally not trash (totally trash) *insert non dota* (lost ark) game here, meoow well ♥♥♥♥. lucas is handsome af. okay, goodnight everyone

if LucasDota (lucasdotatwo the 2nd instalment of the original dota o n e ) were a film/other soundtrack he would 10/5 (thats 20/10 for the maths nerds) be a kitten screaming the ecstasy (not the epic drug) of gold - hans zimmer (joke) and its 2022 now so we gotta be REAL with that ♥♥♥♥ dawg uwu <3

i love luas. if i were a vr anime waifu i would be happy because lucs would love me and spend all his time with me. but as a regular human (lucas lover btw) im just here like dawg pls, gift the kittens some flesh themed scraps every now and again. and thus, i feast on the (lucas is not a murderer ) human remains lucas leaves me. meow i say. and i will forever be a kitten. thank you lucas andgoodnight you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥,.

the biggest anxiety i have is not being invited to lucas's wedding :<

i love lucas <3 he isa friendly little homie <3 wow. thank you lucas. top 3 things:
1 - lucas
2 - snacks/winks
3 - chainsaws