Recent reviews by Tricolored Crow

The culmination of every King's Field and Dark Souls games... and the lore is still CRYPTIC AF!

Join the Helldivers and be a hero for Super Earth! Defend our values of freedom, managed democracy, and liberty.
We're looking for brave individuals who are ready to face any challenge, no matter how big or small.
With us, you'll gain valuable skills, forge unbreakable bonds, see exotic animals, and make a real difference in the world. Join now and be a part of something greater than yourself!


That is..... Until the SGC attacked.

Wishing to boost their Quarterly user numbers and give their shareholders/stakeholders the ILLUSION of success, they required Helldivers and Shogun era Samurais to prove their existance SOLELY so they could BAN THEM BETTER if they said a "nono" word.

You and your homies might call each other "Fellow Urban Youths" but SGC must control thy speech, lest you offend someone.

THIS is a good game.
Arrowhead is a good developer.
The game is fun with people and friends.
BUT
You will sell your soul to sony when you buy this, and say that it is ok for them to NOT sell to countries without a Sony server. This is the evolution of the Oblivion Horse armour.

Wait till you can buy it if you're in the 100+ countries that don't have their own dedicated Sony server.
Even then. Wait for a discount.


UPDATE: I'm now blocked from the store page. Usually you can still browse the page, but its completely gone now. I can still play the game WITHOUT a VPN because i live in a nebulous country that has to lie about their region to access PSN. Why they don't have a similar system to Steam or even Origin, only god knows.
I'm afraid to uninstall my game because I've read you can't reinstall. I also bought a copy for a friend as a birthday gift... THANKS SOYNY.

As a prequel, i don't recommend playing this first....But it will scratch that Batman itch that came with Arkham Asylum and Arkham City.

For everyone to know....Yes Crash Bandicoot 1 is as frustrating as you remember....And 2/3 are as fun as you remember.
Just start with C2 and C3, then treat C1 as challenge levels. You won't miss much of the story.... In fact you won't miss any story because the tall lady Bandicoot got Retconned and replaced...Then brought back as an alternate universe version in the newest C4?

Buy this, bin it, then download the v1.0 version.
This is perhaps the first time ive seen that updates actively makes the game worse.
Less Soundtracks, more broken ♥♥♥♥, inferior mobile port...on PC.

Rockstar makes the argument against piracy really shaky.
Please Valve, let us play/download older revisions of games.

Did you like the parts building "Rock Paper Scissors" gameplay of previous AC series, but less ball busting than the PSONE version?
Then you'll like this one.
With just a smigen of Soulslike "Estus" and soulslike bosses.
As the first AC game on PC it is the strongest foot forward.
I hope this game has enough sales to prompt a Armoured Core expansion, like Last raven, For Answer, etc.

So even though I don't recommend this, it is the premiere "Another World"-like. But i got stuck at the entrance to the 3rd act.
Wait for the "Enhanced Edition" or play on Switch.

Played it on PC when it first came out. As an enterpricing teen I sailed the high seas and found this game. Installed it. Promptly ♥♥♥♥ my pants. Then Uninstalled it.
It was about a month before the second game that i gathered my courage and played it on PS3.
It is perhaps among the most timeless games out there, among other games like Diablo II.

Even though it didnt lean into its more tense horror atmosphere, it still delvers the same horror-action as when it first released...Plus a few bugs.

It is a console port.

So limit FPS to 60 from your Graphics control panel or use Vsync.

Do not use the ingame Vsync, that caps it at 30fps.

Also use the mousefix found and talked about in the forums and discussions if youre on Mouse and Keyboard.

The gamepad controls seems to only work with XBOX controllers as mine were borked.

0/10
No couch coop.

Its like the only reason i bought this game.
Luckily Nucleus exists

FPS go BRRRT