you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi, of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish, horny fish. you know what that means fish orgy! the stench draws in a bear. what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bare handed, bare... naked? oh, yes please! we befriend the bear after we defeat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese, dance dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government? uhhh i think so! next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didnt know you could do), then i smoked a joint, GREENED out then i turned INTO the sun UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN !!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

sry no one saved you :( gg <3

+rep

-rep a smelly killer with phat toes

Our Kates got Mori'd

lol mori-ed 3 survivors off first hook then gets looped for the entirety of endgame and only kills me because of the endgame timer. Then calls the entire team trash. mad killer :):):)