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I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who 💁 I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like 😄😄 a boy 👶) which is 🈶 kinda weird 😕😕😕, but she said she’s just sick 😣. We were on 🔛 my survival world 🌎 and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed 🛌🛌 and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared 😱😱 of the dark 🔦🔦 and monsters. My mom 👪👪👪 walked in at the worst 😡 time ⌚ cause 🎗🎗🎗 my pants just fell down ⬇⬇! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause 🎗 they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back ⬅️ up ☝☝ but I ended up ☝☝☝ just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross 🤢🤢! Help 🆘, what 😅 do I do?

Humpty Dumpty isn't about an egg that falls off a wall. It's a metaphorical prophecy. Humpty dumpty is President Trump. The Wall is the very foundation on which he created his politcal campaign. But he falls off the wall. The fall may be a metaphor for his presidency failing, whether through impeachment or invasion. The kings horses and all the kings men, could be the american people trying to encourage him to continue, but if impeached he could not. If through war/invasion he probably lost too much and is broken.

Going out into the world, like to the mall or shopping, is currently my worst fear. So I made a bet with my friends that I would NOT get rickrolled for a year, for $100! And I'm like, hell yeah! It was an easy challenge, and I was like, "hey, what if I don't get rickrolled every year so I get $100 EVERY year!?". It was all great and all until my mom decided to buy an MP3 PLAYER. And guess what song is her FAVORITE SONG?!?! Rick Astley's NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. So it's either I go to places in my mom's car, listening and getting tormented with rickrolls, or making $100 a year. Of course, I am only going to make profit by just making the $100 a year, so why not. Right now im 24 years old, never gone to school because no bus stop goes to my house, and don't have my own car.

Who's laughing now, losers!? I've made $1100!