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I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who 💁 I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like 😄😄 a boy 👶) which is 🈶 kinda weird 😕😕😕, but she said she’s just sick 😣. We were on 🔛 my survival world 🌎 and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed 🛌🛌 and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared 😱😱 of the dark 🔦🔦 and monsters. My mom 👪👪👪 walked in at the worst 😡 time ⌚ cause 🎗🎗🎗 my pants just fell down ⬇⬇! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause 🎗 they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back ⬅️ up ☝☝ but I ended up ☝☝☝ just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross 🤢🤢! Help 🆘, what 😅 do I do?

Humpty Dumpty isn't about an egg that falls off a wall. It's a metaphorical prophecy. Humpty dumpty is President Trump. The Wall is the very foundation on which he created his politcal campaign. But he falls off the wall. The fall may be a metaphor for his presidency failing, whether through impeachment or invasion. The kings horses and all the kings men, could be the american people trying to encourage him to continue, but if impeached he could not. If through war/invasion he probably lost too much and is broken.

Going out into the world, like to the mall or shopping, is currently my worst fear. So I made a bet with my friends that I would NOT get rickrolled for a year, for $100! And I'm like, hell yeah! It was an easy challenge, and I was like, "hey, what if I don't get rickrolled every year so I get $100 EVERY year!?". It was all great and all until my mom decided to buy an MP3 PLAYER. And guess what song is her FAVORITE SONG?!?! Rick Astley's NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. So it's either I go to places in my mom's car, listening and getting tormented with rickrolls, or making $100 a year. Of course, I am only going to make profit by just making the $100 a year, so why not. Right now im 24 years old, never gone to school because no bus stop goes to my house, and don't have my own car.

Who's laughing now, losers!? I've made $1100!

I don't think y'all would care, but here's my experience with the cartel skins: I was like 13, and for the most part, this was my first time playing counterstrike in any fashion. I played the demo on the Xbox, but that was all. My friends were egging me on, and I picked up the game on sale for PC. I loaded into a match of Aztec, since it was a map I knew and of course, I was the first one to die. I went around spectating, and say a guy with a Cartel AK47.

I was in awe. I had no clue how much this skin was, but I wanted it. So, I saved up my money, and bought a steam card. This was the only skin I spent money on, and it's my favorite one. I really would like this.

My dad was a peculiar and mildly gruff character with 7 children in the house. He once approached young me and accused me of not flushing the toilet. I denied it. He said, "I know it's yours because it's got a notch on it that only yours do". He went about his business without much more than that, but for the longest time I thought dad knew each of his kid's poop shapes. And I've looked for notches in my poop more often than I'd like to admit. P.S. To this day I do not think I was the culprit, just the closest kid when dad came out. But I don't know.

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Its been 12 months since I was trying to get access to the dark web to get a hitman to kill the Paul brothers, 23 hitmans declined the offer saying, "I can't they're too cringey, what if they're doing something cringey, and I cringe and miss the shot"

When I turned 9, I learned about masturbation. I tried to touch myself to pornography, but it didn't work. As I grew older, I realized I felt arousal when I saw photographs of Luigi. My first orgasm was to a picture of Luigi crossdressing. It still makes me horny. I remember the first feeling of sexual attraction to Luigi. I imagine him in bed with me. I want Luigi to make me come over and over until I'm panting and I can't take it anymore. I'm too horny to continue writing this.

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If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

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