i appreciate u wendy

no wokkas mate

your profile comment left me with a chubbie

Hey dude.
You know, all the way over here, I tried to think of something to say. Some righteous wisdom to help you feel totally tubular again, get you back to your old self. But in the end, I guess things don’t really work like that. As much as I wish this was just boogie board in the shallow end, it’s not. Love is a strange thing dude. I mean were all primates right?
And our social bonds can be mega gnarly to the max. And I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal with bogusness at this level. I want you to know I am here for you. Whatever you need. I am your main monkey. I am the ape to get you through this scrape. And, through is the way to go, homeslice. Through is the way to go.

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌