no wokkas mate

your profile comment left me with a chubbie

Hey dude.
You know, all the way over here, I tried to think of something to say. Some righteous wisdom to help you feel totally tubular again, get you back to your old self. But in the end, I guess things don’t really work like that. As much as I wish this was just boogie board in the shallow end, it’s not. Love is a strange thing dude. I mean were all primates right?
And our social bonds can be mega gnarly to the max. And I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal with bogusness at this level. I want you to know I am here for you. Whatever you need. I am your main monkey. I am the ape to get you through this scrape. And, through is the way to go, homeslice. Through is the way to go.

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

So guys i have a question, will the CIA stop torturing me if a use my Safe Word because they found out about the top secrets that i gave to the Soviets back in 1971, the safe word is Mommy if you are queries i need to know,i don't like BDSM that much

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hey mate i send a request but im impatient so ill comment here and wait for notification and clear the ♥♥♥♥ off your wall when im done, sorry in advance.

cleaning up friends lists on steam and i have you marked as a friend and you've commented on my wall in the past etc like we know each other but i just dont recognise your current alias sorry, send me a DM and help remind me where we know each other from? appreciated.

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃‍♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐😉😼 2022 Yrs ago 🗓 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 3️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ Stupid lag 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 ♥♥♥♥ ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳😫

I SURPRISE! You have been slapped by a BIG ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of your face! * CLAP * This is The Ultimate ♥♥♥♥ War of All Times 2021!
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The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favourite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT

"Birdy's cover of Skinny Love is the best version of the song" - a classic Joya quote.

@^Dixie^ please tell Tiffiny to control her COVID-19 cough before she kills us all, kind regards Wendil

no that aint huntress hitbox xD

Looks like Huntess levels of hit box, you can complain about that if you like too

dodo net https://streamable.com/d3y65g

sure am love, show me the vod sometime

shoots the floor and hits me, mans playing on dodo net

🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋🔔 JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👯‍♂️🔕🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋🎅🏻🎁 THE 2️⃣5️⃣ of DICKcember👅🎄🍆 is here and u know what that means 😱😨👀 😱🎁💝 The daddy 🎅🏿🎅🏿😍😜 😏 from the ⏫💨 north HOLE 🌍💈⏏️💦 has been 👀👀 watching u FAP 🍑👈👀 all year 📆📅 and he KNOWS your a N A U H G T Y candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🌚
Now XXXMAS 🎄🎁💚💔🇨🇽💚 is here 📅 & he’s cumin 🏠👣🛷🦌 to give u his 😳🚛 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🤸‍♀️🍆 When the C(L)OCK 🍆 strikes 1️⃣2️⃣🅰️〽️ U betta WHIP OUT your 🍬🍭👅 CANDY CANE ♥♥♥♥ 😋 and POP🔥☄️ ya PEPPERMINT ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🌭🍬🎇 and
wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 so jolly old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will drop his 🍆💦🎄🟢 christmAss BALLS 🔴 down ⬇️⏬🔽 your 😣 TIGHT CHIMNEY 🍑 TONITE 😫

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ROBLOX needs to be BANNED from the earth! My child was PLAYING Roblox with HEADPHONES and then someone played EXPLICIT audio, and it was VERY LOUD, then he fell off the CHAIR and he's now DEAF and has PTSD! AND then my DAUGHTER was playing a CONDO game and she is now TRAUMATIZED and attending THERAPY... ALSO, ROBLOX needs to be BANNED because they COPIED and PLAGIARIZED Lego... ROBLOX it's a TINDER for CHILDREN. I'm BANNING Roblox MYSELF because my OLDER SON is applying for an INTERNSHIP at ROBLOX so he's gonna BAN it... ROBLOX is a very BAD game!!! It has older PERSONS playing it, PROFANITY, nudity, AND MORE! AND instead of letting my SON play Roblox AGAIN, he's now BANNED from electronics and he's on VIOLIN lessons, which EVERY parent should do... I HATE IT! IT SHOULD BE BANNED! THIS is for YOU David Baszucki! ALSO, ROBUX SHALL BE BANNED! IT'S AN ABSOULTE WASTE OF MONEY! YOU just use it for PIXEL items, and a bunch of TRASH! and it's very EXPENSIVE!

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The bio lied he certainly did not miss his shots!!

<3 have a great time out in the Fog, ms Feng Min

lol im glad you was that time haha

i'm really usually not that nice :P

good player <3

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You know deep down, The strong words, They often speak to me, Telling me of the warrior I must become, Me, a mere Dwight in the face of adversity must overcome all that may cause harm to my delicious body, Dwight will live on forever, Through stronk words... IN.... THE.... FACE.... OF...... DANGER

You guys call him Joya, I call him an angel

thank you.... that game made me laugh x

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(1) A have an insatiable minion rape fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Kevin the Minion. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Kevin-shaped plush doll with a twelve-inch yellow strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.

(2) The truth is, I died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the premiere of Despicable Me rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin the Minion would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible yellow girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid ♥♥♥♥ into the shower drain in frustration. It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Kevin the Minion dolls and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Kevin the Minion. My only friends are the roaches. My God, I am going to die here. Banana.

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I main Wraith, first day since the game came out, and since then it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts that I'll never be able to mate with him. At the start I feel in love of his bell, that I want to hear bing and bong from evening until morning comes. Those manly broad shoulders of a god, that I always see in the lobby when I choose the skin that exposes them the most. Those beautiful, modest hips. I want to pass my genes through him, and birth a set of perfect offspring. I'll do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Wraith to impregnate me. A N Y T H I N G just to see him stick his boss’ spine into my hatch. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Behaviour create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

miss u more bb gurl x

thank u darl x
appreciate it

everythin gets FRICKIN censored on here i swear this place is just like china, minus the communism

hate u