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Dear mothers! After receiving countless requests for advice about the wayward morals of God's children, we have decided to begin taking prayer requests. Please comment below so that we may pray for the deliverance of your children from these Satanic spinners! Remember to impress upon them that

"No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it"
(1 Corinthians 10:13).

The way out is through prayer!
Have a blessed day, and continue spreading the Gospel!