Crit God
"Real Name" haha nice try   France
 
 
Who plays video games nowadays ? Not me lmao
TF2 Spy/Scout main
Can play Spy up to Plat/High
Can play Pyro in Steel/Open and Scout in Silver/Open/Mid (Scout>Pyro in terms of level)
Can play Scout in 6s up to Mid level

My Highlander History

/!\ If not precised, the class I was playing as is Spy.
W/L history goes : W-L[-T]

=== ETF2L ===
- We Drop Mixtapes , S9 Open, 23rd (4-3)

- We Drop Mixtapes , pre-S10 Open Cup, 2nd/4 (2-1)

- We Drop Mixtapes , S10 Open, 21st (4-3)

- CRAZYBWAII Clan , pre-S11 Mid Cup, 1st/4 (3-0)

- CRAZYBWAII Clan , S11 Mid/High, 8th in season and 1st in Mid playoffs (6-3)

- CRAZYBWAII Clan , Experimental High Cup #8, 3rd/8 (3-2)

- CRAZYBWAII Clan , S12 High, 2nd tied in season and 1st in playoffs (6-1) as sub Spy

-- Dignity Zero , S14 High, 11th (0-5)
=== UGC ===
- Amputee Twister Club , S18 Silver, 3rd in season and 6th in playoffs as sub Spy (6-3)

- Cult of Ivan , S19 Silver, 1st in season and 3rd in playoffs as sub Spy (9-2)

- Family Friendly Squad , S20 Gold, 2nd in season and 2nd in playoffs (9-3)

- CRAZYBWAII Clan , S21 Plat, (0-2 ; dropped due to incomplete roster), then played for Frog Village and helped them during the season

- We rock (Fun Team), S22 Silver, 10th (3-5)


My 6s History

=== ETF2L ===
- Mattu Vituu? , S25 Open, 67th as Scout (3-4) with a bunch of memers

- SLAYER_IRL , S26 Open, as Scout (0-1 ; dropped)

- Ratatouille , One-night-cup Mid, as Scout (playing for the memes, 0-3)

- Zesty Memes for Rickets-Ridden Teens , S28 Open, as Scout (3-3-1 ; 42nd tied)

My 4s History

=== UGC ===
- Jewish Colosseum , S8 Steel, 1st in season and 3rd in playoffs as sub Scout (10-2) with a bunch of memers again

Summary of my (team's) HL achievements in chronological order

-3rd place in Silver, UGC S19 (sub)
-2nd place in Gold, UGC S20 (main)
-1st place in Pre-S11 Cup, Mid (main)
-1st place in Mid, ETF2L S11 (main)
-3rd place in Experimental Cup #8, High (main)
-1st place in High, ETF2L S12 (sub from week 2 onwards)


My current teams
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Other games I play (or used to)

Tryhard games :
-Overwatch (about 700hrs in it), DPS/off-Tank, play in Diamond, mechanics go up to GM
-Black Desert Online (~800hrs), lvl 57 Musa/Blader, 379 GS [Actively playing]
-TERA (~1000hrs), lvl 65 Berserker (was max lvl when I was playing), PvE lover, about 195 gear level (max being around 205) [Quit]

Casual games :
-Osu! (130hrs), lvl 93, can pass maps up to 6-6.5 stars, 2.4K pp [Regularly playing]
-Garry's mod (~200hrs in total) [Rarely playing]
-Saints Row IV (80hrs) [Very rarely playing]
-Left 4 Dead 2 (50-60hrs) [Very rarely playing]
-Chivarly Medieval Warfare (80hrs) [Very rarely playing]
I can also play Dota 2 or CS:GO for banter

My Battletag for OW : Gorzum#21839
[Talking about a girl] "I can't tell, is she real?" ~ Albert, 2017
Currently Offline
Last Online 2 hrs, 9 mins ago
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god is dead Apr 5 @ 1:33am 
only someone who understands his work can truly rate it
Crit God Apr 4 @ 2:15am 
> rating your own story
god is dead Apr 4 @ 2:15am 
good stories but no context to the random orgies 9/10
Crit God Apr 4 @ 2:12am 
Don't you dare critique my minecraft erotic stories
GingerNinja Apr 3 @ 2:06pm 
ok now i'm done.
Crit God Jan 9 @ 5:23am 
I got an erection from reading this