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It's crippling my health so badly I can't stand the feeling of not feeling the grasp of the female gender. Everyday I walk this earth is another day I feel pain. All I feel is pain. The absence of love is my own personal pandemic itself. God I need the touch of a (black) woman so bad. I don't discriminate, but their chocolate Hershey Kiss nipples bring my erection to the MAX. The sweet chocolate pudding that they produce is all I want in life. No this is not a copy-paste thing. This is not a meme, this is a cry for help from your one and only Eric. I regret not taking a dive in the Willy Wonka Chocolate River when I had the chance.