The Slothy Bunch!

Sloths, noble and bold creatures of divine creation. The sloths of war however, are divine creatures are noble, bold, and of badass proportions. Specializing in sloth warfare tactics long lost to humans, the sloths of war are prepared to ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up, guaranteed or your virginity back! Here are some testimonies about sloths from real people.

“They’re welcome in my swamp.” -Shrek
“They’re 1000% better than me!” -Kanye West
“They saved Christmas!” -Santa
“...” -Gordon Freeman
“They're GRRREAT!” -Tony the Tiger
“Where the ♥♥♥♥ are my feet?” -LSD Guy
"They banged MY mom!" -Xbox Player
"Hi, Billy May's here, and if you don't like SoW, go drink some Oxiclean!" -Billy Mays

Still not convinced? Then you're retarded!! Apply today and grow a set of sloth balls today!

You WILL be REQUIRED to bear the tag [SoW] as well
If you change your name to something sloth-y as well that'd be cool as it'd show unification and the like.

Tumblr / News blog[slothsofwar.tumblr.com]
Coding Page (Dev)[sowhtml.tumblr.com]
Coding Group

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It'd mean a lot, also, give me some feedback/criticism and I'll work on it

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Wasabilord123 Jul 11, 2016 @ 3:02pm

"♥♥♥♥ this dead ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group"
--Mark Zimmerman, 1989

Wasabilord123 Aug 18, 2015 @ 4:50pm

looking for m8s to play bf4 with plox...

AnPopsicle Aug 8, 2015 @ 11:25pm

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