Welcome (Maybe) to Possum Lodge!

Home of the International Possum Lodge Brotherhood!! -|PLB|-

The handy man's secret weapon: Duct Tape!

Possum Lodge is the fisherman's 1-Star Resort in Toronto, Canada that every man can seriously and sadly afford to pay. Get away from the wife and family and check in with Red Green, leader of the Lodge.

Go fishing in lake. If you can catch a fish, especially a live one, congrats! You're a pro in the lodge if you can make it possible! We just reccommend that you DO NOT take a swim.

Yeah, some where else probably does sound like a good idea. But before changing your mind, you don't want to pass on this one-last deal: free plumbing from Rothschild Sewage and Septic Services! That's a deal that's hard to pass up!

Remember all members: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. ;)

Remember This: I'm pullin for ya, we're all in this together.

Possum Lodge Oath: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. (Translated: When all else fails, play dead.)

Bow your heads for the Mens' Prayer: I am a man, but I can change... If I have to, I guess...

Keep your stick on the ice.

Red Green Official[www.redgreen.com]