We are not the best, but we have beer.

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
- Frank Zappa

"Chlast - slast."
- Jára Cimrman

"Beer is a good family drink."
- Lydia Maria Francis Child

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
- Plato

"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!"
- Martin Luther