Just a bunch o' dudes who play games and drink Guinness.

Founding Members Chunky and Chundy are on the brink of a Gold Nova ranking

It's been a long time coming for the eGuinness patriots. Blood, sweat, cum and tears. Endless nights, early mornings and broken relationships.

Many a Guinness supped. Diamonds in the rough. Emeralds in the smooth.

It's come down to this. With what feels like a giant step. It's one final game of Counter Strike before Chunky and Chundy could reach the prestigious, Gold Nova ranking. Who knows what map it will be, a full rotation will be applied - in a true test of their skill, resilience and ability to adapt. Anubis, no problem. Train, no problem. Cache, why not?

I'd like all members of the group to acknowledge this potential achievement, and just know. The only way is up. eGuinness is starting strong, and will always finish first - in more than one department.

Don't forget people. Guinness is red. Red is a colour. Blue is also a colour. There are 4 letters in blue. The word Poopy has 5 letters in, which is 1 more than 4. You know what else is 1 more? It's 1 more game to go, until eGuinness achieves greatness. Gold Nova.... pending.

We're just getting started.