We lose? Fuck it. We win? Fuck it, they sucked anyways.

Important: Fuckit League changes CLAN NAME.

Why? Rocket League IS competitive and we should embrace that with all our might. The negativity should fuel our desire to win, not the other way around. In regards of that I've went and bought 50 copies of the game to hand out to raging 12-16 year old Call of Duty players in particular as yelling obscenities over the microphone about their opponents mother(s) and what they did last night seems to be second nature. I've seen and heard this in action plenty of times and I can't believe why I thought it was a stupid thing to do when I give it a second thought.
It's a great thing to do because it demoralizes the enemy when new information come to light about their family situation, and they simply give up and tells the world which of the two the superior force is and automatically does their best to help YOUR team win. Remember: losing isn't everything, winning certainly is.

We're also coming along with some new rules:

- If the team mate closest to the goal don't manage to save a goal you have to use the ''WHAT A SAVE!'' command sarcastically at the bare minimum of 3 times. Failing to do so will result in a warning. You will gain a promotion if you take a picture of yourself giving him the evil eye and send it over Steam while you're still playing and scoring a goal at the same time. (If that sounds hard to accomplish you probably don't belong here.)

- Play 2 win. Our stance to winning is the same most F2P MMORPG games got to microtransactions; keep up, give up or seriously work for it like your life depended on it.

- We expect a 95% win rate, the other 5% should only be because of issues with the internet connection. Too many issues with the internet connection or overheating of PC's will result in permabans, laminated evil eye pictures sent to you physically by post order from other clan members and obscenities about your mother or goalie mistakes in great detail will also be applied as well with fitting insults.

- If someone is too positive, cracking too many jokes or laugh during a match which ultimately hinders optimal play feel free to bring up some horrible information about their past to level them with reality and the reason to why you're playing the game.

SUCKY GAMING ALL AND BE SIL-Y!

- Tensor.