ATTENTION ALL SEASONED SOLDIERS!

THE WAR BETWEEN THE FRUIT/VEGITABLES AND THE...whoever the hell we're fighting, HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH, WE NEED ALL OF YOU TO BE PREPARED FOR BATTLE.
Admiral Apples: Leader of seed squad
Lt. Lemons: Leader of the Flaming fruit squad
GhostPepper: Leader of the Silent Slicers
Dr. Pepper: Head of all things Evil and doctery
Commander Coconut: Leader of the tryhard devision, and Head of all stalking
Commander Cumquat: Seasoned Soldier
Captain Kiwi: Navy Commander
Minister Mango: Head of the Ministry of Defense
Sir Strawberry: SIR Seasoned Soldier
AND MORE THAT I CANT REMEMBER THE GOD AWFUL NAMES OF AT THE MOMENT!
If you would like to aply to become a soldier simply this of a rank that starts with the same first letter as the vegitable that you chose, for example lieutent lemons, rank starts with L, fruit starts with L.
there are still countless positions to be filled and countless fruit puns to be made, but hurry as these ranks will fly of the shelves!!!!!!!?