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A Lack of CNN 10 Has Been Tearing My Life Apart

September 8, 2017 - jubs | 0 Comments

This year, as of now, I have not seen a single episode of CNN 10. Carl Azuz's curvy, succulent body hasn't had the opportunity to grace my eyes with its presence. I feel I am going through withdrawl, as I've been told that I can be heard muttering the phrase "Carl Azuz CNN Student News" in my sleep. Every waking moment Carl's chiseled jawline and shimmering eyes are all I can think about, yet for some God forsaken reason, the powers that be have decided that I shall be deprived of that which I love most. All I want is to see him, to hear his clever puns ringing in my ears, but alas, I am deprived of all my wishes. Oh Carl, how I long for thee, how I wish for your strong, firm embrace, for you to caress my cheek and whisper sweet nothings into my ear. Please Carl, come back into my life. I need you. I love you.

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