We sacrifice human flesh to the one true god of rust, Bear.prefab.

Long ago, before the component system or the xp dissaster. Before the graphic's update and the mandatory character model, one beast ruled these lands. No one knew its name or what it looked like. Except for those it was too full to devour.

Until a one crisp, rusty morning. An aged nakie by the name of Jarnaby Bones went out to gather some wood, where he met.. it. Run as he may, it's power was quick and determined. Looking for a bag to drop, stomps getting closer and down he went! The bear clawing at his flesh, sniffing and slurping his pockets until it discovered the chocolate in Jarnaby's pocket.

Quick thinking, Bones threw the chocolate aside and the bear went after it. Howerver, realizing he was paralyzed and knowing the chocolate was only an appetizer, he began to pray. This being rust, a forsaken land, he prayed to the bear. "I have seen your power, Bear.prefab, and I respect it. If you let me live, I will find you more human flesh than you can ever eat."

To which the bear replied a single nod, a sniff and a lick, a nudge and Jarnaby was back on his feet. Off Bear.prefab went, confident in his new fallower, back through a rock and wasn't seen until next thursday.

Thus, Bear.prefab's Badass Buccanner's were born. To raid, slay and steal everything and everyone in Bear.prebab's domain.