[ENDED] Joke contest

[[ACE] Dimaleth]

Here are the winners in no particular order:

Harry 2K17

Don't break your neck!

Originally posted by Harry 2K17:

What do the people from ACE Team call the office of their boss?

sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɟo ɹǝʍoʇ ʎןpɐǝp ǝɥʇ

Gotem

I had to google this one.[www.google.ru]

Originally posted by Gotem:

To Deadra:

"Jamiroquai called, he wants his hat back"

Charlie Baxter

Originally posted by Charlie Baxter:

Where do two thirds of Ace's development budget get used?
Buying abstract art.

EROTISCHE SPRÜDELWASSER

Originally posted by EROTISCHE SPRÜDELWASSER:

What do you call it, when historically accurate boulders collide?

A Zeno Crash.

EdmondD

Haha... ha...... ha?

Originally posted by EdmondD:

Why did the Father-Mother cross the road?
To steal more children.

Added you all to friends. Except for Charlie Baxter who has previously won in the captions contest and is already on my friend list.

Thank you to all the participants!

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Hi guys, it seems appropriate to have a joke contest for the month of April.

Write an ACE Team related joke for a chance to win a key for one of our games of your choice (except RoA2). There will be 5 winners.

1 joke per entry. We welcome all kinds of jokes: good, bad, silly, cringy, dad jokes. Don't hold back! :)

The contest will last until the end of the month. We will pick the winners at the beginning of May.

Monthly contests discussion. If you have some great ideas for future contests, let us know in this thread!

[ZalMan™]

This one goes with me everywhere !

A client meets with a doctor at the clinic...

Patient: So, from what I suffer and how much time I have left

Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!

Doctor: Nine...

[[ACE] Dimaleth]

Originally posted by ZalMan™ 👽ॐ:

This one goes with me everywhere !

A client meets with a doctor at the clinic...

Patient: So, from what I suffer and how much time I have left

Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!

Doctor: Nine...

It must be an ACE Team related joke. It's one joke per entry, but since yours doesn't qualify, it's ok, you can make another one.

[Harry 2K5G]

What do the people from ACE Team call the office of their boss?

sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɟo ɹǝʍoʇ ʎןpɐǝp ǝɥʇ

[I Darkstar X]

Hey, if one of you fall into a round crater-like ditch in the ground, would you say you're the...

Puts on sunglasses

ACE in the hole?

[Redxplatinum]

What kind of music should you listen to while playing Rock of Ages?

Rock and Roll bay-bayyyyy!!!!

[ヂョレドbot3000]

How do stand offs in Halstedom always end?
They never end. The two duelists just dodge each other's shots while announcing when they're going to shoot.

[Ginger Messiah]

What do awesome game developers say when they finish a game?

ACE'd it.

[EdmondD]

Why did the Father-Mother cross the road?
To steal more children.

[Gotem]

To Deadra:

"Jamiroquai called, he wants his hat back"

[Charlie Baxter]

Where do two thirds of Ace's development budget get used?
Buying abstract art.

[StrangelyEroticSoda]

What do you call it, when historically accurate boulders collide?

A Zeno Crash.

[⛧ Spike Valentine ⛧]

ACEs high? Just during the development meetings, probably on ACEd.

[XERQ GRANITE]

Well, I came up with this joke at the beginning of the month when the contest 1st started but I was waiting to see if I could come up with something better and more related to the company rather than just one of the games, but I haven't been able to come up with anything better and the month's almost over, so here's my joke:

A boulder rolls into a bar... The bartender says, "You're gonna hafta pay for that"

(it's kinda a "Think Outside the Box" type of joke )