The Wealdstone Regiment of Foot was founded in 1794 during the second Division 2 wars, and was formed as a direct need of a force to fight against the hated and evil Whitehawk regiment (more commonly known as the Shiteawks). The First battle of Wealdstone took place (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I) on the 13th of August 1795 in which the Wealdstone Raiders fought the Shiteawks, who were defeated utterly due to their complete lack of fans and dire ground situation. The fact that they played like wankers did them no favours as the Raiders gave them some.

It's leader was and is, Gorty Bortlet. Of which there is only one. He was honoured for his victory after the battle of the clubhouse (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zg2X5lOmw0) in which he distinguished himself as he led the regiment for a total of not 15, not 16, but 17 years.

The regiment fought in a number of other battles, giving it to those who wanted it, and showing people without fans everywhere that they must fear the mighty Wealdstone.