The Popularly Demeaning Use of "Goober": A Scholarly Excerpt

One may think that being a goober is to be or not to be. However, this concept should be looked at as an extremely wide and diverse spectrum. There are many contrasting beliefs in its classification, and unfortunately, it oftentimes brings a negative connotation to mind. Alas, one must note that being classified as a goober in this genre is an accomplishment, not an insult. So the next time some forsaken individual uses that type of language to try to bring you down, you can laugh to yourself and think, I am proud to be a goober, & nothing in this world should be more valuable than holding membership in this group. If you disagree with any of these contents, contact gabler_0130 on discord so he can put the clap on you.