We are the Melons.

If life gives you Melons, make Melonade.

If life were a Melon, it would be a moldy Melon.

We are a very peaceful cult of Melons who praise The Mighty Melon God of Juice who hang Cabbages for a living and eat Potato Peelers for breakfast.

Melons are very nutritious when compared to Cabbage.

\:melon:/ If the Cabbage says yes then hand it a Melon. \:melon:/