Khorps
A potato chips brand   British Columbia, Canada
 
 
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Please note, I am often offline even when I'm signed in. So if you wish to speak to me then simply message me and I'll set my status to online to talk. If I don't then I'm probably away.

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the cat meows very loudly because does not want to eat food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8


mega dot nz slash #!q8plDBDI!1pwO9DUb5F3w4IjFtBHZ6VaZnY5ZilIlGmERwsx6Jso
is the download for 2003 TF2 alpha. Bots dont work for some reason. Can't get them to attack me so gl with that.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=813549200 (ignore this)

Q&A

Q: why do you have a QA?
A: because I'm an egocentris little bitch that thinks people have these kinds of questions for me

Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
Karma Miguel: wut
Khorps: u haz seen the meaning of lief
Karma Miguel: k then
Karma Miguel: thanks for nightmares
Khorps: np bro


bill cosby the pudding nazi: put me in your profile desc as something gud
Khorps: and dat
bill cosby the pudding nazi: like the popsicle man
Khorps: okei

Burn Notice: i hope you die you idiot
Khorps: y
Burn Notice: because i hate you
Khorps: cool story
Burn Notice: gt3feqwjipoaj
Burn Notice: apjkf
Burn Notice: sjofk
Burn Notice: asofk
Khorps: mad cuz bad
Burn Notice: a
Burn Notice: ""
Khorps: a quote?
Khorps: asofk is a quote?
Khorps: by who?
Burn Notice: Albert einstein
Khorps: noice

Khorps: wot
Khorps: do i need 2 go get the paddle
Dank Memes: wuutt
Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ
Dank Memes: just wanted to add you
Khorps: STOP FREAKIN BETRAYING ME, IM ON YOUR TEAM
Dank Memes: i dont want your CP links no thanks
Khorps: dude frikin wow
Khorps: STOP FREAKIN BETRAYING ME, IM ON UR TEAM
Khorps: EVERY TIME YOU KILL ME IT SAYS U BETRAYED ME RETARD
Khorps: STOP FREAKIN BETRAYING ME
Khorps: O MY GOD
Dank Memes: nah son
Khorps: STOP
Khorps: STOP
Dank Memes: what if the real betrayal
Dank Memes: is inside us all
Khorps: FREAKIN STOP
Khorps: STOP
Dank Memes: 2deep5you
Khorps: STOP
Khorps: UR FREAKIN RETARDED
Khorps: HE KEEPS BETRAYING ME
Khorps: HE KEEPS BETRAYING ME
Khorps: I WILL KILL YOU
Khorps: STOP BETRAYING ME
Dank Memes: JUST DO ITT
Dank Memes: DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
Khorps: NO
Khorps: NO
Khorps: WHY DONT YOU YELL AT HIM
Khorps: NOOO I DONT WANNA GET OFF
Khorps: I WIL LFREAKIN FIND U AND I WILL KILL U
Dank Memes: theres no getting off
Dank Memes: the ride doesnt end

DaMaGepy: but after you return, pls give the long version
DaMaGepy is now Online.
Khorps: alrite
Khorps: well im back
Khorps: you havent solved the test yet so let me give you the long version
DaMaGepy: ok
Khorps: Give Hide Dual Jack Fix Xax Um Just Dead Fax Xax Gone No Ding Xax For Return Jewel Kill Glow Hive No Xax Rotting Down Here Justice Van Xax Die
Khorps: makes lots of sense, huh?
DaMaGepy: So I must Die to complete the test?
DaMaGepy: I can start with it
Khorps: I guess so
DaMaGepy: yes its more clear now
DaMaGepy: is this a pre-recorded message?
Khorps: xax must have something to do with it
Khorps: no
DaMaGepy: I Fix the XaX
Khorps: yes
DaMaGepy: and Fax the dead?
Khorps: yes
DaMaGepy: I dont have fax
Khorps: o
Khorps: then skip that step
DaMaGepy: or I just portal it
Khorps: die to a glowing jewel
Khorps: is next
DaMaGepy: is the jewel is at bts?
Khorps: not sure
DaMaGepy: then not helpful
Khorps: but xax may be involved
DaMaGepy: I do the short version
Khorps: alright


Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-UF1hqCTqo
Khorps: here you can observe the rare creature known as a "Phil"
Khorps: also known as the "DSP"
Khorps: or Dumbest Shithead Phil
Khorps: would you like a har sample?
theUSguy425: Yes.
theUSguy425: Me love hair.
Khorps: that'll be 6 bux
theUSguy425: I have DogeCoin.
Khorps: tooth samples are on sale, and they're much harder to get from this vicious creature, if you would like one, only 4 bux
theUSguy425: No
Khorps: but sir
Khorps: they're 75% off
theUSguy425: No
Khorps: alright
Khorps: how about a claw sample?
Khorps: skin is on sale too, 65% off, it's currently 10 bux
theUSguy425: is it foreskin?
Khorps: its his entire skin
theUSguy425: I'll take it to make foreskin
Khorps: alright
Khorps: so total will be, 16 dollars
theUSguy425: Okay.
Khorps: we except dogecoin
theUSguy425: *hands over Weimer Marks*
Khorps: thanx
Khorps: have a great day sir


Khorps: wat
[KI] Nook Sly™ᴴᴰ: In 600 Years You will be in hell wishing my dong was being cut off by how much i dont mean to you so I will be in hell also with my TF2 hours of 666 satan willl come for me with his 3 forked dong and will fuck us all
Khorps: ok


Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: ok im making a person what should her father be uper uper class middle uper uper uper middle class middle middle class middle class uper lower clas middle lower class and then poor
Khorps: uh
Khorps: her father should be a pyro
Khorps: or a heavy weapons guy
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: should her father be a poor noble a merchant a warrior a hunter steppe nomad or a thief
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: nvm ur so long
Khorps: a medic
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: fuck u
Khorps: y is mah computah slow all da sundden
Khorps: r u haxxoring me
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: becuase it saw my dick and is in aww struck at hat some one can have a dick dat big
Khorps: hm
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: it's*
Khorps: u mean small
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: should i have grown up this a craftsmans aprentice a page at a noblemans court a shop keper a street urchin or a steppe child?
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: nvm
Khorps: him
Khorps: tough decision
Pizza TRUMP Guy Joe: im doin a street urchin
Khorps: id go with a scout if ur aim is gud
Khorps: demoman would be ok 2

SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: korps
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: korps help
Khorps: wat
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: i foudn the magic stick
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: what should i doo with it
Khorps: and turned urself into indian man?
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: yes
Khorps: dam son
Khorps: where u find dis
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: i found it in a cave
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: the stick was full of shit but i got the shit off of it
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: it turned me into an indian singer
Khorps: dam son
Khorps: ull need to hide it
Khorps: b4 it turns the rest of the world into an indian singer
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: aaa
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: help
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: the stick is turning me into shit
Khorps: FUCK
Khorps: THATS THE EVIL PLAN
Khorps: BURN IT
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: i cant
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: my arms are shit
Khorps: B4 IT TURNS U INTO SHIT AND THE SECOND CABLE FINDS IT
Khorps: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: ded
Khorps: i cri
Khorps: rip
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: put this on your profile
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: plz
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: xd
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: ddd
Khorps: cant
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: This was fuckin' stupid as fuck.
Khorps: iv run out of space
SPAM.TXT/Cable/Cizer | fock: Shit.
Khorps: i need 5 more levels then I c

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ShawnTheViking 16 hours ago 
Please, harass me more, I love harassment.
Khorps Nov 12 @ 5:35pm 
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
Khorps Nov 12 @ 5:35pm 
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
theᴄᴀʀɪɴɢboss❤ Nov 7 @ 5:04pm 
RE:Yeah I do as well, theres no way you could get that achievement by not save scumming. I haven't noticed a han duke o: what start? 769? 800's? 1060? etc..
Toaster Nov 5 @ 1:19pm 
So what happened with the ping pong balls
theᴄᴀʀɪɴɢboss❤ Nov 5 @ 12:09pm 
Please tell me how you did that, when you have the chance :diplomacy: