Bruh

We are the Broly Monks, we wear brobes [Broly Robes] and are sworn to protect and uphold secrecy through the sacred vows of the Bro Oath, or Broath.

Founder: Barney Stinson "The Womanizing Blond"
Co-Founder: Ted Mosby "The Sex Architect"


The Broly Chant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF73K0K4LGk


The Broath:

"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain a bro in the understanding that the bros shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all primary schools, bubble tea shops, void decks, and other places of gathering containing XMMs together and shall do all we can to ensure our bro is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our bro's ♥♥♥♥ size, fabricating our bro's allowance amount, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my bro to release each other from our obligation."