The Altis Broadcasting Company (Clam Cartel)

Brothers of our little Cartel, it's time for me to reveal our true purpose...

I'm sure you're all aware of how we here at the Altis Broadcasting Company choose to operate, with discretion...

Now, it's time we began to make a name for ourselves.

The ABC isn't truely a news-network you can source cheap-left-wing communist views from, oh no...

We are the Altis Battlefield Combatants.

Our aim is to strike fear (and salt) into the likes of TCK, UNMC, Invictus and the rest of those ♥♥♥♥-peddling "Super-clans" that plague the server like STD's on a Cheap eastern-hookers.

We will be running Recruitment courses for the members that strike us as most eligible, and gifted. As for the rest of you (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Valter); you are to continue to conduct your business as usual under the guise of the "Altis Broadcasting Company" as a means of shadowing our own true intentions, until you come of age.

Moon, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blueberry you... Are still permitted to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to your hearts content, you're as big a part of us as anyone else, even if you are a dirty dirty police officer

I'll make a logo or something... And it will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLOWWWW

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Side Note, everyone's now permitted to recruit hobo's into the ranks of ABC (Former) if it is conducted through the process of Stockholm syndrome!

They are to be given the lowest of ranks, treated like ♥♥♥♥ and made to feel unwanted.

Let us grow gents ; )