We like the meats.

THE PATHETIC EXCUSE THAT THE IRATE GAMER GROUP HAS OF A "COUNTRY" IS COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF. AS THEY ATTACK ON THE AVGN FRONT WE HAVE BLITZKRIEGED THROUGH THEIR COUNTRY CUTTING THEM OFF FROM PORTS AND FACTORIES. THEY WILL NOT LAST LONG. CHRIS BORES'S REPUBLICAN GUARD HAS STARTED DEFECTING AS THEY ARE FED UP WITH THE TYRANNICAL DICTATOR'S RULE. CHRIS BORES HAS DEPLOYED THE GAMERYEEN AS HIS LOYAL MILITARY FORCE. THEY ALSO ACT TO ENFORCE HIS TYRANNICAL REGIME AND SHOOT ALL SOLDIERS SUSPECTED OF DEFECTING TO THE SIDE OF FREEDOM.

To finish off, here we have part of our national anthem:

O say can you see, by the meat's smoke ring,
What so proudly we hailed at the smoker's woodchips gleaming,
Whose broad chips and brown logs through the hot fire,
The smokers we watched, were so gallantly smoking!
And the wood's red glare, the meats smoking inside,
Gave proof through the smoked meats were still there;
O say does that smoker yet smoke
O'er the land of the smokers and the home of the smoked meats enthusiasts!