Sheever is the most pure and most perfect maiden ever to grace the earth

We are her protectors. We are her vanguard. We are her faithful.

We are Sheever's Guard, gainfully (unofficially) fighting to protect our most beautiful and worshipped idol: Sheever.

We must defend Sheever at every opportunity against the constant insults she inevitably recieves from being too perfect.

Enemies:
SOE (Jealous harlot)
Jessie (Slutty jealous harlot)
Admiral Bulldog (bad at Dota)