Lets make America great once again! By turning into Canada!

Since the location of the 2020 Olympics have been chosen why not choose your presidential candidates? We have some amazing choices such as:
Kanye West!
Donald Trump for the second time!
The Spirit of Harambe!
Dat Boi!
Dedede!
And many more!
But there is one that stands out above the rest, and that one is me! I will have many promises that unlike Trump, I'll actually do! Here is some of them!
1. I will kill Trump and Hilary
2. I get to force people to have penises
3. Weekly suicide bombings
4.Free Kitties!
5.Boob massage stores
6.no vegans
7.June 9th: national fuck day!
8.The statue of liberty will be replaces with a statue of jontron made of diamonds
9.Old Spice will be the official deodorant of the country
10.Chocolate milk Wednesday
11.The USA will now be Middle Canada
12.NO GUNS
13.Dildos will be used instead
14.Brazilians instantly get penises
15.Any old/stale/bad meme/vine gets you a 420$ fine and a whip beating
16.Mentioning FNAF nets you death
17.LBGT is legal! Harming/disagreeing with it nets you jail
18.Harambe will be cloned
19.Fuck off feminists
20.No sexism/racism, being either will net you a fine
21.At the age of 6, children will go through training to not end up like the 2016 generation
22. Anime. Now. (Suggested by Justyn)
23.MAKE MINUS8 GREAT AGAIN!
24.Stay Fresh!
25. SU will be played on every TV channel
26.Squidkids will be real!
27.Real Catgirls!

You know who to vote for now! So go and vote!